Daisy Dies a Painful Death
It was with great sadness that our most regarded Scout leader Daisy was shot today in front of a crowd of hundreds. Her crime? Originally was witchcraft, cries of she’s a witch rung out around Caldicot Castle, but alas, her fate lay in the hands of being a licentious woman. She was quickly hunted down, arrested and put hastily on trial. Her exposed feet and ankles up to her knees had already sealed her fate. She was to face the firing squad.
And so it was, as the shots echoed around Caldicot Castle, she fell dramatically and Shakespearanly (!?) to her death and all the while Jessica was enjoying the playpark, unaware of Daisy’s demise.
Two strapping young lads sauntered across to the limp body and dragged it off to lay peacefully to rest.
Mor photos can be witnessed here.
