“And now for the Shipping Forecast”
Fastnet, fair to middling. Fitzroy, squally with heavy mist. Shannon, good becoming poor.
As for Dogger, moderate to good. Congratulations all those boys who managed to actually keep a tidy tent all week and win the most presitigious competition going. Where on earth did they put all the mess one wonders. But then, being boys they probably didn’t create any dirty clothes by simply keeping the same ones on each day, therefore negleting the need to actually open kit bags and create a mess.
They win the most prestigious prize ever, flown in from half way round the world… The lengths we go to…
